The Snake's Nest
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Monday, July 10, 2006
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
WHAT IS WRONG WITH EA
ILL TELL YOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH EA. okay.
1. THEY BOUGHT OUT FOOTBALL. yea, the sport. only EA can make football games. IM NOT SAYING THAT THEY MAKE BAD FOOTBALL GAMES, im just saying that the franchise is going to get a little linear. NOW THERE ARENT COMPETING DEVELOPERS WITH AMBITION STRIVING TO MAKE THEIR GAME BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHERS! No more will we anticipate whatever new innovative feature the next big football game will have! And you know what theyre going to do? SINCE THEYRE THE ONLY ONES MAKING FOOTBALL GAMES, THEYRE NOW EXCUSED TO SHOVEL OUT CRAP GAMES WITH THE SAME $50 PRICE TAG, AND WED STILL BUY IT! you wanna know why? CUZ THEYRE THE ONLY ONES MAKING FOOTBALL GAMES! THATS WHY!
2. They are the Wal-Mart of video games. If you know how horrible Wal-Mart is, you would get this. EXCEPT they are in some ways WORSE THAN WAL-MART... because THEYRE GAMES ARE ANYTHING BUT CHEAP!!!
3. They just sell generally sub-par games. I mean, The Sims was original and innovative, but that was from the brilliant mind of Will Wright (who is currently conjuring Spore which looks insane). And for gods sakes, who wants to see them break a record and go for fifty FIVE expansion packs???
4. Theyre coming out with Superman Returns MONTHS AFTER THE MOVIE! actually no that would be the developers... WHO ARE ACTUALLY A DIVISION OF EA!!! ITS EA TIBURON!!! AAAH!!! actually we wouldnt want them to rush the game, considering how poorly licensed games have done in the past (excluding King Kong of course). SO I GUESS YOU SLIDE ON THIS ONE, EA. YOU VILE, WRETCHED CREATURE YOU.